Funky Podunkis

"Whoa!!! These were discontinued when I was 6! A true relic!"

- Sedine, upon stumbling across a misplaced box of Funky Podunkis.

History
"Funky Podunkis" was a popular breakfast cereal, discontinued approximately twenty years ago.

Cereal Premiums
Each box contained a prize, usually the same "Default Toy."

The "Rare Prize" - presumably a unique, one-of-a-kind item - was reportedly never found.