Hank Durum

"I'mma bounce a ball offa someone's head!!!!

- "The Hubbs"

Hank Hubble Durum, a.k.a, "Hubbs" or "The Hubbs" (born March 30, 1992, see "Birthday" below) is the husband of Ellie and the mother of their son Al. He is an accountant for Very Big Corp. at the same building that Sam Kilgarriff and Roy Buxton work as night security guards. He is a fierce and powerful football player, owing to repeated rejection he suffered as a child, which made him determined to overcome it. This drive led him to be hired to play for NFU team Dakota Diners.

First Appearance

 * (first mentioned by Roy)
 * (first on-camera appearance)

Biography
Hank's birthday has been confirmed as September 9 on one occasion, giving him the Aries star sign.

His age has been listed as 25 on the "About In Security" page on GoComics.com since launched in January 2017, the start of the series. Though not strictly on a one-to-one basis, time in the series passes roughly the same as in the real world. Based on these factors, his birthdate is March 30, 1992.

Relationships
Hank had been friends with a man named Al who had a unique viewpoint when it came to Hank's favorite sport, football. This proceeded for several months until he and Al traveled to Las Vegas to visit a sports hall of fame. While there, Al became frustrated Hank could not see who he really was and forced the issue by revealing himself to be Ellie Gardner. They were married shortly thereafter. (Ref: comics leading up to the week of December 15, 2019.)

Background information

 * Official description from the "About" page for on GoComics.com: Ellie’s secret admirer. He is also a workout nerd and football geek with ambitions beyond his cubicle job in the building where Sam and Roy’s maintain security.
 * Hank was given the middle name of Hubble in honor of the Hubble Space Telescope that went into operation in 1990. It is occasionally listed as "Hubbel", but "Hubble" is used most often.

Trivia

 * Works in the same building as Sam Kilgarriff and Roy Buxton, though on a different schedule.
 * Is an ardent football fan.
 * Has been nicknamed "The Chubbs" by his "frenemy", Roy.
 * Was briefly employed as a Santa at the local mall, till his temper got the better of him, thanks to Roy's teasing: After destroying much of the mall's "Santaland" set, he was summarily fired.
 * Suffers from "Venustraphobia," a fear of beautiful women.
 * Likes cats.
 * Wants to have kids one day.