Albert Ross

Albert Ross is a player for the NFU. He began his career as a kicker at age 20 and played for the Tennessee Tantrums.

From his recounting of the story, he may have kicked the winning field goal in the Supper Bowl during his rookie year. He has been traded to a new team each year, and each of those teams went on to win the Supper Bowl. This has allowed him to choose which team he wants to play for and has been on 31 winning teams so far. He currently plays for the Dakota Diners, as instinct led him to select them as his team.

He takes offense at any players who do not respect the game and may only be in it for the money.

Physical appearance
Ross is an African-American man, bald on top but with white hair sides on the sides and on his chin. He is 52 years old and right-footed.

He wears his Supper Bowl championship rings on all ten of his fingers. The 31st ring is worn on the index toe of his left foot. His plan is to retire "completed" after the Diners win the Supper Bowl.

Appearances

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Background information
The name "Ross" was initially speculated to have a German origin as "roß"/"ross" is a name for German dish towels and Bea R. is originally from Germany. It would not otherwise match up with the food-related names of the Dakota Diners like Condie Minz (condiments) and Sy D'Salad (side salad), etc. However, after he was injured during the opening kick-off of Supper Bowl LVI, his first name of Albert was stated by the coach of the San Diego Skippers along with the consequences of hurting him, a reference to The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.